amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
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Gender and Sexuality cake analogies
  • Girl: Chocolate
  • Boy: Strawberry
  • Other: Cream
  • Heterosexual: "I’m a strawberry cake. That one over there is a chocolate cake; I like chocolate cakes but not strawberry cakes"
  • Homosexual: “I’m a strawberry cake, I like other strawberry cakes. I don’t like chocolate cakes.”
  • Lesbian: “I’m a chocolate cake, I like other chocolate cakes. I don’t like strawberry cakes.”
  • Bisexual: "I like how Chocolate cake, Strawberry cake and Cream cake looks like. If one of these cakes tastes bad I don’t like it. If one of these cakes tastes good I like it.”
  • Pansexual: “I don’t care about how that cake looks like; it’s either good or bad.”
  • Asexual: “I don’t have any interest in these cakes.”
  • Demi-Sexual: “This cake and I have a long history together; it’s a very good cake. I don’t think other cakes are as good as this one.”
  • Auto sexual: “My own cake is the best tasting one; I do not like other cakes.”
  • Polysexual: “I like that chocolate cake, even if it sometimes becomes cream and strawberry.”
  • Omnisexual: “I love all the cakes.”
  • Queer: “I don’t have a preference for one cake.”
  • Androsexuality: “I like cakes that have strawberry qualities but are not necessarily strawberry cakes.”
  • Gynesexuality: “I like cakes that have chocolate qualities but are not necessarily chocolate cakes.”
  • Transgender Girl: “I’m a chocolate cake; others see me as a strawberry cake. I’m not a strawberry cake.”
  • Transgender Boy: “I’m a strawberry cake; others see me as a chocolate cake. I’m not a chocolate cake.”
  • Agender: “I’m a cream cake; I’m not a Strawberry cake or a Chocolate cake.”
  • Bigender: “I’m a chocolate cake and a strawberry cake at the same time. Sometimes I feel more like a strawberry cake, and sometimes I feel more like a chocolate cake. I’m still half chocolate and strawberry cake.”
  • (Feel free to put in more gender and sexuality cake analogies and edit if some are wrong!)

abeautyfromthebayou:

jesseplnkmvn:

you know who is extremely underrated???

Alan fucking Cumming

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this motherfucker

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best known as Floop in Spy Kids

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and Nightcrawler

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and Glitch if you ever watched the AMAZING mini-series Tin-Manimage

is an omnisexual,

imageoccasional crossdresser in plays

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and Tony award winning actor

he deserves more recognition than he gets 

This man is a natural treasure

(Source: markkruffalo, via ta11nerd)


itssimplysam23:

h-ound:

awwww-cute:

Baby sea turtle swimming

or is it flying through the snow

Definitely flying through the snow.

90sjamz:

Live Forever | Oasis

(via marchingbands)


goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

(via pizza)


sadmusicforsadbastards:

"What makes you think I’m enjoying being led to the flood?"